We’ve long suspected that Siri is working for the opposition and now we know the truth.

A young woman by the name Cecilia (@CeciMula) hit Twitter with a super quick story about her most recent embarrassment—which happened at the hands her iPhone. Apparently, in a very vulnerable moment, she’d asked Siri if her crush would ever text her and Siri took it upon herself to find out.

What’s worse? His response:

Is it just us, or are you in your settings trying to shut Siri down too?

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