Rejoice! For Carly Rae Jepsen has returned! After a dormant few years on the album entrance, save for her Emotion B-sides and after all the anthem of our time “Cut to the Feeling,” CRJ has returned. In “Party for One,” nobody’s calling anybody (although dammit if she isn’t nonetheless attempting) and there’s no one to actually actually actually actually actually like as a result of Carly’s a single pringle and your lady’s doing simply superb. She’s found the thrill of self-love, self-care, and all that jazz, notably the singular intimacy that solely a lady’s contact can present for herself, you really feel me? “If you don’t care about me, then I’m making like to myself. Back on my beat,” she sings to her goddamn self, thanks very a lot. In brief: Carly can’t come to the cellphone proper now, her palms are occupied.